From this quantized eBay™, humans can order, for an equally astronomical fee, packets of time to dilate their day or night. . .
Any mass object warps the spacetime surrounding it and drags spacetime along with it, causing a perversion of time. When someone wishes for more time, he or she should spin as close to the speed of light as humanly possible to increase the surrounding gravitational waves, therefore slowing time. Such that, anyone observing this “dance” (a sort of gathering momentum) will perceive the spinner as slowing down. At the point where the observer screams, “Wow! Is he/she ever moving slowly!” (or some equivalent exclamation) the spinner can stop spinning (having conserved enough momentum) and carry out the remaining tasks of his/her daily routine, comfortable in knowing he/she has now enough time. I recommend a policy be enacted into Physical Law that at certain intervals of the workday, the entire planet could spin rapidly to near the speed of light. The accumulation of energy of every Human Being equaling the entire mass of Earth’s population should slow down time for the entire planet simultaneously. If we could somehow conserve this energy, those who were on the night side of the planet could use their extra time during their daylight and vice versa—a system of lending a continuous supply of extra time. Careful monitoring would need to be implemented to ensure that no single individual spins before his or her allotted interval, throwing the entire planet into a maelstrom. This average of interactions create the perception of Time. From this quantized eBay™, humans can order, for an equally astronomical fee, packets of time to dilate their day or night. The morphing of time could be a commercial venture. Imagine a stock market determined by time rather than digits.
Never Enough Time Factor
Einstein’s theory says that uniform motion is relative. So, the Earth’s population could decide en masse to simply stand still (rest is a state of motion), effectively decreasing their velocity, acceleration, and motion to zero. This would remove the distribution of seemingly chaotic (a symptom to the Never Enough Time factor) events and human entropy from the equation of Time altogether. As the universe expands, it would drag humans along with it, stretching time out to infinite proportions relative to human perception. Much like the notion of singularity associated with falling into a black hole, and time will simply unfold before us, infinitely.
Cosmic To Do Lists
Huge amounts of Dark Energy can be utilized to accelerate the Earth to as close to near the speed of light as Earthly possible. This will slow down time enough that all the clocks on the planet will slow to a virtual stop, and all Humans will now have plenty of time to check off each task on those cosmic To Do lists, like repairing that leaky faucet, fixing that running toilet, filling in that nasty hole in the attic wall, completing the work in the Inbox at that job, reading all those new WP blog posts in that reader, etc., etc., etc., ad infinitum.
If the expansion or contraction of spacetime, and consequently the expansion or contraction of Time itself, is correlated to density, then this would mean that the more humans gathered in a particular spatial geographical region, the perception of Time at that position would increase proportional to the level of attraction (gravity) and the distance relative to each person in the area. The amount of persons herded at one position is proportional to the perception of time. This proportion increases at the rate of assumptions relative to the volume of references to Time in communications. Therefore, with a cosmic density parameter, Ω0, equal to the mass of herded persons, spacetime is stretched, as well as all references to time itself.
One Final (Disturbing) Recommendation
Sir Isaac Newton postulated the Law of Gravity by the following equation: where F = the gravitational force, G = the gravitational constant, 6.67×10-11 Nm2/kg2, m = mass of an object, and r = distance between m1 and m2. Distance is measured relative to time. The concept of time is perceived relative to some other object; therefore, Time is an illusion. If time is an illusion, then distance is also an illusion and r = 0. If r = 0, then there is no gravitational force.
In his General Theory of Relativity, Einstein wrote the following equation, referred to as Einstein’s Field Equations (EFE): where Gαβ = curvature of spacetime as determined by the metric tensor, and Tαβ = stress-energy tensor. Solutions to EFE are metrics of spacetime, which constitutes the universe. If there is no gravitational force, then Gαβ = 0, and there is no spacetime curve problem. However, that would also mean there is no universe. As such, my final recommendation is that I promptly wink out of existence.
*Image Credits (used through CC license)–
“Pi: The Transcendental Number” by Tom Blackwell
“Salt Pan Stereographic Panorama” by Martin Heigan
“Warp Core” by GarlandCannon
Hyper-Sky” by Frank Hg
“Multiverse” Image by Kevin Dooley under Creative Commons license
“Corn” by Klaus Friese
“Hypnotiq No. 71” by Shane Gorski
- The Humdrum Syndrome and the Origins of the Mundane (nikotheorb.wordpress.com)
- spacetime curvature (thing) (everything2.com)
- The 11 Most Beautiful Mathematical Equations (livescience.com)
- Album: The World’s Most Beautiful Equations (livescience.com)
- “Switcheroo Gravity” – an idea Einstein missed (basicrulesoflife.wordpress.com)
- Is time disappearing from the universe? (usahitman.com)
- Gravity Assumptions Galore. (ramanan50.wordpress.com)
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I am sure you would love Zeno.
You are correct. 🙂
Love the idea of getting everyone to stand still en masse to decrease entropy in the world. If only we could arrange for this world wide silent meditation, we could have world peace. 🙂
I have often thought the same, Kozo. If thoughts are vibrations and can have an effect on reality and how we perceive reality, I have often wondered, “What if we all thought peace?” 🙂
Thanks for a trippy, imaginative post! The solidity of our world seems indisputable, yet Quantum Physics has proved that our physical reality is nothing but a very elaborate mirage. A super-hologram of information. A matrix…
So how do we see, touch, feel, smell the things that surround us if none of it really exists?
The answer is that all physical matter is the result of a frequency. A frequency that if you alter, change or amplify in any way, you change your physical and current reality.
German physicist and founder of Quantum Theory, Max Planck, said that “all matter originates and exists only by virtue of a force which brings the particle of an atom to vibration and holds this most minute solar system of the atom together. We must assume behind this force the existence of a conscious and intelligent mind. This mind is the matrix of all matter.”
To change your current reality, all you need to do is change the frequency of your thoughts.
Yes, reality (realization in the mind really, rather than a tangible, extrinsic field; reality is not matter) can be changed (that is effected, affected, influenced, etc.) by altering vibration, frequency. As such, all other beings (i.e., humans) also vibrate and when resonating in harmonic series with one’s environment, human beings synchronize with that environment. Turbulence has the same kind of effect on reality as it does on an airplane.
Great comment! and thank you for your imaginative comments; I always enjoy reading them and engaging in conversation. 🙂
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